As you can see, I don't like Edward Cullen. Personally, I think that he could kick Edward's prettyboy @$$ with nothing more than a toothpick,which wouldn't be used 'til after the loser had been eaten to pick the bits of sparkly flesh out of his teeth.
If you're an Edward fangirl, just don't comment and leave.
*jumping on the band wagon* twilight is not a vampire thing, its a "chick flick"
Alucard totally would eat Edward, he would even chew, he'd eat him whole, ... soul and all
*faves*
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\"last night I had this dream And Edward was there So I took a rifle and I SHOT OUT HIS -beep-ING HEART AND WAS ALL \"HA, IN YO\' FACE, B-beeeeeeeeeeep-EZZZZZZZZZZ!\"-sashathefox.
Save the vampire genre and destroy a copy of twilight today
GO ALUCARD !!! Me : *hands over an overused toothpick* Alucard : *gives edward a ugly grin and takes it*
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Im so F*cking Sorry if my F*cking English sucks bigtime! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My favorite thing about eating a gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
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"And the Levite also passed by on the other side." "That's King James for f**k you lady!" Stephen King's Cell
twilight is not a vampire thing, its a "chick flick"
Alucard totally would eat Edward, he would even chew, he'd eat him whole, ... soul and all
*faves*
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you found a magic boot!, ... but it dosent do anything, and you cant get rid of it, it will forever take the place for an item that would have been WAY more usefull
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BAHAA!!! XXDDD
BRILLIANT!! XXDD
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\"last night
I had this dream
And Edward was there
So I took a rifle and
I SHOT OUT HIS -beep-ING HEART AND WAS ALL
\"HA, IN YO\' FACE, B-beeeeeeeeeeep-EZZZZZZZZZZ!\"-sashathefox.
Save the vampire genre and destroy a copy of twilight today
Me : *hands over an overused toothpick*
Alucard : *gives edward a ugly grin and takes it*
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Im so F*cking Sorry if my F*cking English sucks bigtime!
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My favorite thing about eating a gummy bears is knowing that
they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is pure genius. Great job! I completely support Alucard!
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